Unicorns are known to try and steal people's kidneys/ innards. Do not be a victim like Charlie the Unicorn. Waatch out for the kidney stealing unicorns, and do not go to Candy Mountain with them. To see Charlie's story, watch "Charlie the Unicorn" on youtube.

Unicorns are EXTREMELY allergic to chocolate milk, as can be proven by the picture above which was taken of an unfortunate unicorn that thought chocolate milk could cool him off on a hot day. DO NOT drink chocolate milk, as it can ruin your unicorn anatomy.

 

The chocolate milk reacts DANGEROUSLY with the doctor pepper which can cause many bad things inside a unicorn, like hairy legs and malfunctioning rainbow hearts, since brown isn't a color of the rainbow. Unicorns SHOULD eat a healthy diet of skittles and grass.

I drew Jackie as Milo

This is what this song reminds me of

      Ever wanted to be a unicorn? You can be now, just look one of these up on e bay!

Fun Fact: 2% of unicorns you've ever seen are real

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