Magical Unicorns
Thursday, February 26, 2015
Tuesday, February 24, 2015
Unicorns are EXTREMELY allergic to chocolate milk, as can be proven by the picture above which was taken of an unfortunate unicorn that thought chocolate milk could cool him off on a hot day. DO NOT drink chocolate milk, as it can ruin your unicorn anatomy.
The chocolate milk reacts DANGEROUSLY with the doctor pepper which can cause many bad things inside a unicorn, like hairy legs and malfunctioning rainbow hearts, since brown isn't a color of the rainbow. Unicorns SHOULD eat a healthy diet of skittles and grass.
The chocolate milk reacts DANGEROUSLY with the doctor pepper which can cause many bad things inside a unicorn, like hairy legs and malfunctioning rainbow hearts, since brown isn't a color of the rainbow. Unicorns SHOULD eat a healthy diet of skittles and grass.
Monday, February 23, 2015
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